Back when it took a village to raise a child – kids had to be very careful how they expressed dissatisfaction with other kids. Any mama who saw or heard a kid saying the equivalent of “Kiss My Butt” would surely tell your mama. And then you would be in for a “child abuse” session with your mama. Back then child abuse laws, if they existed, did not seem to be enthusiastically enforced.
Joejolly described this procedure in an earlier post but here we go again. First make sure NO mama’s are in sight. Next face your adversary but with some distance between the two of you. Next rotate, 180 degrees, your body on its vertical axis. Your back now faces your adversary.
Bend at the waist until your upper torso is approximately parallel with the ground. You could if so desired peek between your legs to see that the targeted kid was still facing you(or now your back).
What you are now in position to do is something nobody’s mama should see you do. For if she did she would surely tell your mama and there would definitely be problems for you.
If need be, you still could abort the action but if there were no mamas in sight – you could complete the process. One or two pats on your right cheek(right-handed) or left cheek(left handed) would likely have the desired effect on your target. And the “cheeks” mentioned are not on your face.
Don’t be surprised to hear your target say, “I am going to tell your mama on you”.
Kids are somewhat restricted as to how they express their emotions. But when a kid grows up to become a GROWN MAN, he can say “KISS MY BUTT”.
And the Grown man does not have to target a single person. The GROWN MAN can target a whole organization – men, women and children. And if there is a wide expanse of the grown man’s BUTT, it can accommodate three butt kissers at a time. However, one of the butt kissers would have to face the “crack”.
Since 1980, my how America’s politics has changed!
Tags: kids, kiss my butt, village raised kids
